orcboxer:

people who think orcs only eat meat have never seen 4-12 orcs huddled over a pan full of sizzling brussels sprouts, cheering screaming etc

(via odin-n-out)

tranarchist-opossum:

tranarchist-opossum:

verajustsaid:

girlballs:

fiightingdreamers:

sluttynurse:

they should have steroid friendly sports events

op do i ever have news for you


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they should also let contestants use drugs on each other during events, Mario Kart style. 150m hurdle but you also have to dodge tranq darts and hallucinogenic smoke grenades

Keep the ideas coming, girls

ski jumping but you have to drink a 40 and smoke 2 packs of cigarettes in one sitting before putting on your skis

speed skating. need i say more

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anotherfagontheinternet:

protectcosette:

frawgs:

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

if you don’t know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don’t buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

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me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

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skeleton-monarch:

colestyle:

jrwiyuri:

colestyle:

colestyle:

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going “this is so funny” you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

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you cant do this to me

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tacofrend:

Something that I think should be an important part of solarpunk aesthetics is screws.

Look at your smartphone. No screws. You’ve got to have specialized tools to get inside your phone to repair something. There are certain pieces of tech that are glued in place and glue can’t be undone without permanently breaking the bond.

But screws!

You can take apart a broken old radio, repair what’s broken, and, if you were careful in taking it apart, you can put it back together and have a fully functioning radio and all you need is a common screwdriver!

It’s hard to build screws and other mechanical fasteners because it requires more planning than clamps and glues, but isn’t that what solarpunk is all about‽ It’s about care and sustainability and and a radio or a computer built carefully with repair in mind is a sustainable computer that stays out of landfills and in use.

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